What keeps you up at night?

I am simply a bibliophile with a taste for the dramatic and a knack for turning casual musings into snarky masterpieces. 

  When I am not systematically absorbing a novel via reverse-osmosis, I can be found pondering the mysteries of the forests, engaging in vigorous debates with friends and family that did not consent to said debate, or losing at Magic The Gathering. 

With an affinity for obscure metaphors and obsession with the macabre, I am happy to tell you what is worth your time - and what's best left on the shelf.